"THE TELEPHONE"
Hello — you have reached my automated answering service.
Please listen to all options before making a selection.
Please listen to all options before making a selection.
# To tell me about why your child has missed their music lesson, press 1
# To make excuses about the lack of practice last week, press 2
# To tell me that the scale book reported stolen, press 3
# To complain that you did not get any information about the concert and rehearsals, which by the way posted to you over recent weeks, press 4
# To request a further change of lesson time, having asked for it to be moved twice this week already, press 5
# To ask me to adopt your child, press 6
# To make excuses about the lack of practice last week, press 2
# To tell me that the scale book reported stolen, press 3
# To complain that you did not get any information about the concert and rehearsals, which by the way posted to you over recent weeks, press 4
# To request a further change of lesson time, having asked for it to be moved twice this week already, press 5
# To ask me to adopt your child, press 6
Just another day of a piano teacher...